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'Melania' defies critics by winning FIFA Oscar for Best Movie
Feb 2 at 11:11amWeb
Show threadZZ BottomFeb 2
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Show threadVoxClamansFeb 2
@newsthump don't know whether Melania is a bomb, but her film is.
Show threadPriscilla Haring-KuipersFeb 2
@newsthump could actually be happening - who knows at this point?
Show threadMr. Bruno Feb 2
@newsthump I wish the statue was Melanie in one of her "poses".
Show threadSkjeggtrollFeb 2

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Neymar was robbed.

Show threadDon Hawkins - W7DAHFeb 2
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Show threadAngua Feb 2
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FFS don't give them ideas!
Show threadDying World 🔥🌎🔥Feb 2
@newsthump I can tell this is fake because Melania is smiling
Show threadLaurensFeb 2
@DyingWorld @newsthump Well, she's not having to look at Dear Leader Donald for a few moments, so I guess that's a good reason...
Show threadOmnivoreFeb 2

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Melania being presented with a “FIFA Oscar” by FIFA President Gianni Infantino. The award is a golden man holding a soccer ball.

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'Melania' wins FIFA Oscar for best movie.

Show threadConny NaschFeb 2
@newsthump 🍿 😂
Show threadpanuFeb 2
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Melania Trump being handed the FIFA Oscar for Best Movie by appropriately aged Beavis.
Show thread@ NovaNaturalist HAS ALSO MOVEDFeb 2
@newsthump also award for "Most successful survivor of Epstein's trafficking"
Show threadOberst EnzianFeb 2
@newsthump Maybe Melania could beg someone to give them their Nobel Prize in Physics, too? I mean, she’s so brilliant!
Show threadM SchommerFeb 2
@oberstenzian @newsthump
In Maths.
Show threadDan RileyFeb 2
@newsthump I hear she’s also in line for the Susan Alexander Kane lifetime achievement award
Show threadKnud JahnkeFeb 2

@newsthump

And are you aware that Infantino and FIFA received the Trump prize for financial transparency?

Show threadDidi TrialFeb 2
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Show threadSteinar BangFeb 3
I bet the director that wins best movie will first dedicate the Oscar to Melania and then show up at the white house with an Oscar sized suitcase.