'Melania' defies critics by winning FIFA Oscar for Best Movie
@newsthump don't know whether Melania is a bomb, but her film is.
@newsthump could actually be happening - who knows at this point?
@newsthump I wish the statue was Melanie in one of her "poses".
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FFS don't give them ideas!
@newsthump I can tell this is fake because Melania is smiling
@DyingWorld @newsthump Well, she's not having to look at Dear Leader Donald for a few moments, so I guess that's a good reason...

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Melania being presented with a “FIFA Oscar” by FIFA President Gianni Infantino. The award is a golden man holding a soccer ball.

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'Melania' wins FIFA Oscar for best movie.

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Melania Trump being handed the FIFA Oscar for Best Movie by appropriately aged Beavis.
@newsthump also award for "Most successful survivor of Epstein's trafficking"
@newsthump Maybe Melania could beg someone to give them their Nobel Prize in Physics, too? I mean, she’s so brilliant!
@newsthump I hear she’s also in line for the Susan Alexander Kane lifetime achievement award

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And are you aware that Infantino and FIFA received the Trump prize for financial transparency?

I bet the director that wins best movie will first dedicate the Oscar to Melania and then show up at the white house with an Oscar sized suitcase.