Whats your favorite bad joke?

I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

Nate the Snake

God damn that was good. I won’t spoil anything but for newcomers be warned that it will take about 30 minutes of your time, and it will be worth it.
I’m going to get downvoted, but hard disagree on this one. Way longer than 30 seconds and not remotely worth it. If anyone is curious, just scroll to the bottom for the punchline.
Seconds? He said minutes.