how social media turns reality into a clown show

https://lemmy.world/post/42524889

Forgot the #opentowork badge
Pinnacle of modern literary education, turning a sentence into a short novel.
All of these are farted out with an LLM now.
This is how I write when I need to fulfill a word count and don’t have anything meaningful to say! 🤠
Shown here is an example of something that comes to mind, which reminds me of practices in which I engage. Practices that artifficially increase the quantity of substance, without dramatically increasing the quality of substance my message brings to a conversation, or otherwise printed materials.

Take all the text away, blacken one of their pictures so it’s just a silhouette, and then under it put the logo for “WHO’S THAT POKEMON?”

And then under the one on the right (the one who’s picture is unaltered) you put “Dog.”

The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

Using a fool proof Barking method, this paper shows how I am able to scare away nearly 100% of threats from my owner Emily

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
This was such a lovely read
Holy thesaurus Batman
This is what’s expected on the resume then the actual job requires the exact opposite when writing reports
god i hate linkedin