Maven (famous)Feb 1

Whats your favorite bad joke?

https://piefed.zip/c/asklemmy/p/1011454/whats-your-favorite-bad-joke

Whats your favorite bad joke?

I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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A blonde walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gave it to her.

Feb 1 at 8:34amWeb
Show threadLORDSMEGMAFeb 1

FUCK

It’s been years and I finally understand that joke

Show threadmeejleFeb 1

Both work, but I’ve always heard it as “So the barman gave her one.”

Maybe mine is the British version idk

Show threadZos_KiaFeb 2
So weird I keep seeing your avatar in my dreams