Mastodawn

Whats your favorite bad joke?

I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

“A man walks into a bar.

It hurt.”

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think the second guy would’ve seen it coming.

Why did the law student walk into a bar?

Answer

Because he didn’t pass the bar