Mastodawn

Whats your favorite bad joke?

I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

It works really well sitting around a campfire with kids.

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I told this to my SIL. The rest of the in-laws don’t speak English, and got a good jump scare.

Also, not velcro, but opening a beer without the wife hearing.