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Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!

https://lemmings.world/post/40609004

Jan 31 at 2:53pmWeb
Show threadThemosthighstrangeJan 31
Your liver hates this one simple trick
Show threadMidsizedSedanJan 31

Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans…

I’m out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?

I’m wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad…

Show threadPopcornPrincessJan 31
Why would a sedan use mouthwash?
Show threadRichardDegenneJan 31
Where would a sedan’s mouth even be?
Show threadWIZARD POPE💫Jan 31
Fuel inlet. The tabk is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.
Show threadglupsJan 31
Are you powerd by your bowels?
Show threadBizzleJan 31
Pretty much yeah, it’s where “fuel” is converted to energy
Show threadWIZARD POPE💫Jan 31
You aren’t?
Show threadratildaratJan 31
Watch the video “Car” by scootchie bootchie
Show threadratildaratJan 31
youtu.be/zLRMsrtiZ8A
Party | Instacart Canada

YouTube
Show threadWhiteOakBayouJan 31
Opposite of the exhaust if the car is anthropomorphized but I think logically the fuel filler.
Show threadRichardDegenneJan 31

Honestly, I like this idea more.

Open the front hood and just pour mouthwash all over.

Show threadLemmyThinkAboutItFeb 1
Obviously where the grill is.
Show threadWhiteOakBayouJan 31
To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.
Show threadlol_idkJan 31
I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters
Show threadSwedneckFeb 4
myouth, that’s right
Show threadVibeSurgeonJan 31
Queue the chubbyemu intro music
Show threadbetterdeadthanredditJan 31
And once it reaches the front of that queue, cue it.
Show threadlefty7283Jan 31
☝️presenting to the emergency room
Show threadEmpatheticTeddyBearJan 31
I read that in his voice.
Show threadbdonvrJan 31
-emia, meaning presence in blood.
Show threadThtevenJan 31
Yeah he has a video on this exact thing, I think it was “horse electrolytes” though. Dude got the dosage way wrong.
Show threadpainteddoggieFeb 1
Came here to comment he already made a video about exactly this but it was horse electrolytes.
Show threadjustsomeguyJan 31
Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?
Show threadMiles O'BrienJan 31
I read this as “maximum breast gains” and while I can sympathize with wanting more in the breast department, it seems like a long way to go to gain a few cup sizes.
Show threadapplebuschFeb 1
Maybe there’s an easier way involving the transporter?
Show threadMiles O'BrienFeb 1

Regular Transporters don’t work like that. The flux matrix compensates for any discrepancies in the patterns pre- vs post-buffer.

I suppose if you built a new transporter type from the ground up instead of using these old starfleet or klingon modules, you could bypass the Bopple Corbulator entirely and the pattern buffer would accept the new parameters.

But who has time for that…

Show threadturdasJan 31
Can you believe that’s how sheep feel all the time?
Show threadSundrayJan 31
That would explain some things, actually.
Show threadMatty RosesFeb 1
feels baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man
Show threadbetterdeadthanredditJan 31
Is this how you wake up the sheeple?
Show threadlugalJan 31
Show threadEtterraFeb 1
No but you might feel crampy for a while if you only eat the one. It’s a desiccant, meaning that it absorbs water.
Show threadHiramFromTheChiJan 31

I’m no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad

Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess

Show threadSavinDWhalesJan 31
Well, you certainly sound like an expert! 🐑
Show threadHiramFromTheChiFeb 1

Thaaaat was my plan

(Okay, that’s my last one.)

Show threadTomMaszJan 31
Looking at the ingredients, there’s nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.
Prairie Pride® Vitamins & Electrolytes

Show threadKhanzarateJan 31

Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.

Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won’t hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you’re ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.

Show threadEtherWhackJan 31

Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1 gram per liters

226.8g (8oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~1.08935g/L

Show threadCortJan 31
.5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale
Show threadeestileibJan 31
Drug dealer who sells inkjet ink
Show threadSendMePhotosJan 31
I got a Canon printer (Idk which kind) and it has the liquid fill. Bought it like two years ago and it still prints today and I haven’t had to buy more ink. So far, best printer I’ve had.
Show threadℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃Feb 1
Significant figures go brrrrr :3
Show threadMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDownJan 31
That’s literally the
Show threadiksJan 31
Dissolve 1 package in 110 gallons. Fuck yeah. One glass for me, all in 250ml
Show threadAlleroFeb 1
I wonder what exactly makes it okay for animals, but not for humans, though
Show threadSkunkWorkzFeb 1
Probably comes from a dirty ass factory that isn’t licensed to make food for human consumption
Show threadAlleroFeb 1
Sounds fair
Show threadAtlas_Jan 31
Be careful to make sure that it doesn’t spoil faster in water. And that it doesn’t settle
Show threadDozzi92Jan 31
So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.
Show threadmuusemuuseFeb 1

If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.

1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.

This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

Show threadLadyAutumnFeb 1
Judging by the ingredients list I think you’d be at risk of vitamin A poisoning.
Show threadN0t_5ureJan 31
I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn’t have the nerve to pull the trigger though.
Amazon.com

Show threadCompactFlaxJan 31
On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.
Show threadhalcyoncmdrFeb 1

And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we’re at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.

Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.

Show threadDrusasFeb 1
Same reason humans aren't supposed to eat the meat of fish high up in the food chain too often, like tuna. Mercury poisoning specifically in that case.
Show threadbluesheepJan 31
Lifestock maxxxing
Show threadHootinNHollerinJan 31
Electro-pilled & livestock maxxxing, bovine rizzed
Show threadbillbasherJan 31
You’d definitely be a blue sheep after these lol
Show threadbluesheepFeb 1
Well now I gotta buy me some too!