Picture 1: I kept wondering why rapper and undocumented immigrant Nicki Minaj was supporting the father of deportation and helping him promote the Melania movie.

Picture 2: Nicki Minaj just posted that Trump gave her a Trump Gold Card, meaning he fast tracked her US citizenship so ICE would not deport her to her home country, Trinidad and Tobago.

The US farmers may lose all their workers to deportation, but thanks to Trump they can now go to a Nicki Minaj concert while the farm goes bankrupt.

@randahl this ends the era of James Bond movies. It is no longer possible to define a villain that isn't surpassed by reality.

@pellechristensen @randahl The next James Bond film will be about capturing the evil president of the United States of some continent.

It will be the most successful James Bond film ever in most parts of the world.

@goedelchen I'd prefer that as a documentary