Popcorn! At The CinemaJan 28
captain acab 
I'm running for president this is my platform
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Show threadcaptain acab Jan 27
I will also yeet the billionaires into a volcano. vote captain acab!
Show threadFloaty BirbJan 27
@[email protected] eagerly await the "captain acab for president" lawn signs that someone will surely post on the sides of the interstate
Show threadsonjaJan 27
@redsad so many numbers to giggle at
Show threadAri "Two Elements" JacksonJan 27
@redsad golly, you got my vote!
Show threadchandlerkyle93Jan 28
@redsad I agree, we'd have to dump all the billionaires. But dammit, you got my vote!
Show threadWm.sonJan 28

@redsad

Can we negotiate thenumber of hours per day and the rate? I can do 12 hour days, 4 days a week for $50 an hour.

Show threadFenris WolfJan 28
@redsad that salary is a little on the high side
Show threadcaptain acab Jan 28
@fenris_wolf 
Show threadcongusbongusgamesJan 28
@redsad how many weeks of annual leave, would you say 6, 7?
Show threadunsponsorJan 28
@redsad 20 hours lifetime max? or per year? or per day
Show threadcassieJan 28
@amsomniac @redsad 20 hour work week
Show threadunsponsorJan 28
@porglezomp @redsad 20 hours per second
Show threadunsponsorJan 28
@porglezomp @redsad wait I'm so befuddled by the pie chart. 4 days is smaller than 20 hours and $69/hr takes up the rest of the pie. the absolute units of this lmao
Show threadunsponsorJan 28
@porglezomp @redsad 4 hour work day, 20 work days per year, and $69/hr minimum wage. and $420/hr maximum wage
Show threadMatt BoehmJan 28
@redsad
Nice
Show threadā‚ Fish Id WardrobeJan 28
@redsad nice
Show threadMatt TearleJan 29

@redsad

If Iā€™m doing the math correctly, 4/20 @ $69 works out to an annual income of 58008

Show threadCarson HillJan 29

@mtearle @redsad

You aren't doing the math correctly but don't let that hold you back.

Show threadcaptain acab Jan 29
@dicenbuttons @mtearle I see nothing wrong with that math šŸ§