Does anybody have contact info for George Soros? I keep hearing that he’s paying demonstrators/domestic terrorists the big bucks and I’d like to get in on this lucrative side hustle. As a retiree on a fixed income, and with prices for everything going thru the roof, I need to find some alternatives to help pay the bills. Weed and wine don’t grow on trees y’know? Also, if I’m on his payroll, what other benefits can I expect?
@qurlyjoe IF you get the contact details can you let me know? I'm still waiting for the cheque!

@qurlyjoe

Hey man, I hate to disappoint you, but I'm pretty sure that's a myth. I mean, I've been waiting on my check from "the communists" since the first protest I did in 1985. I was such a sucker that I kept doing protests despite not receiving a check from Bill Gates, as promised in the late '90s or so. But, hey, they said, this time it's real! Soros will cut you a check for every protest you go to, more if you actually commit civil obedience and top dollar if you get on the nightly news for it. Haven't seen a penny.

@Mikal
Are you telling me they’re lying? That hurts.

@qurlyjoe

Sorry ?

@Mikal
Next you’re gonna tell me there’s no Santa clause.

@qurlyjoe

There is, but he doesn't pay either.

@qurlyjoe

I was involved in a protest/march about 20 years ago. I wasn't expecting big change and even less thanks.

BUT, shortly after the march, I heard it was completely staged by the opposition so they could see exactly who & what they were up against. They even had the entire team (100s) sit up in bleachers after to take a team photo and get contact info for future marches.

I wasn't able to get into the photo or give info because I was pushing my friend in a wheelchair the entire route.