Me, 2020: "Hey kids, don't forget to update your devices!"
(Kids ignore me, go back to playing Minecraft.)
Me, 2025: "Hey kids, downgrade your operating systems, run the de-bloat script to kill AI and telemetry, and forge a signature to enable extended security updates!"
(Kids ignore me, go back to playing ROMs and Steam games under Bazzite on scavenged hardware.)