Dream: Decided to swap brains with two friends on a Saturday night because it was a fun and easy thing to do. Worried if this meant I’d have to cut my hair.
Half-baked. Fully-loaded. Lemon-scented.
Lowbrow Aesthete & Highbrow Vulgarian.
He/him.
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AnarchoCatgirlismClaude Code leaked, you know what that means. Time to break down the worst typescript I've ever seen.
First off this isn't code, its advanced begging. The most common design pattern I can find is just
Shit like this is hard fucking coded into the prompts. Not that the LLM will obey, they just hope it will:
"You are not a lawyer and never comment on the legality of your own prompts and responses."
"In the Sources section, list all relevant URLs from the search results as markdown hyperlinks: [Title](URL). This is MANDATORY - never skip including sources in your response"
"IMPORTANT - The current month is ${currentMonthYear}. You MUST use this year when searching"
"ONLY mark a task as completed when you have FULLY accomplished it"
These people use caps like children. This isn't code, this is begging to a false god that cannot understand your words.
(1/?)
First off this isn't code, its advanced begging. The most common design pattern I can find is just
recurseUntilSuccess which is more of a prayer than an efficient architecture.Shit like this is hard fucking coded into the prompts. Not that the LLM will obey, they just hope it will:
"You are not a lawyer and never comment on the legality of your own prompts and responses."
"In the Sources section, list all relevant URLs from the search results as markdown hyperlinks: [Title](URL). This is MANDATORY - never skip including sources in your response"
"IMPORTANT - The current month is ${currentMonthYear}. You MUST use this year when searching"
"ONLY mark a task as completed when you have FULLY accomplished it"
These people use caps like children. This isn't code, this is begging to a false god that cannot understand your words.
(1/?)
Staff Chief of Joints✅️ Wide leg jeans
✅️ Oil crisis
✅️ People going to the moon
It's the 1970s everybody!
If the Chip Butty and Currywurst are considered cuisine, then surely this too qualifies…
Gluten-free toast topped with gluten-free Panko!
Tecumseh#JukeboxFridayNight
#GoodOrBad
“Real Good Time Together” - Lou Reed
Lou Reed - Real Good Time Together (Official Audio)
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1moreminthe saddest love story on earth
