slotek

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Half-baked. Fully-loaded. Lemon-scented. He/him.

Be a little weirdo today....or a big one...or a medium one. Just be your awesome weird self, okay?😉

#weirdisawesome #blackcats

For everyone that has my boosts off, here is the link to the latest spring issue of the #swampgas #zine vol. 2 The Return Of The Light. I am proud to have my illustrations be a part of it. (centerfold and alternate back cover) so check it out!!!! https://archive.org/details/swampgas-2-digital-v-2-final

#art #alipunkart #mastoart #fediart #music #poetry #photography #writing

Swampgas #2 digital edition : Blackened Green : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Volume 2 of Swampgas spring equinox special - The Return Of The Light, featuring photography from Ambivalena, stories from Jacqueline M. Perez, Michelle Joy...

Internet Archive
So anyway, I sez to Mabel, I sez, “Forget about cake! Everyone knows that pie is where the action is.”
Everytime I get bloodwork done I secretly want them to come back to me all worried and ask questions like “sir, we couldn’t get any results, you don’t seem to have any bio markers for, well, and this will sound silly, it obviously has to be a mistake, well, a … human” *nervous giggle* at which point I unfold my extra arms and stand my full 12 feet height and with a booming voice utter “bring me all the jellybeans. And all the pancakes too.”

Or something like that.
Fingers crossed that I get tardigrade on my next incarnation.
Mean Girls is a cultural classic for sure, but it's not the only one of it's kind. Median Girls and Mode Girls are two other crucial tools for getting a clear and well-rounded picture of what your Girl Data is really saying

I started playing the guitar when I was 15. I played hundreds of gigs throughout my 30s. My band broke up when our drummer moved out of state.

Let me tell you, I don't care about getting some cool guitar, amp or pedal. The real dream for me would be finding some cool people nearby to play a few tunes with.

#guitar #music

I guess a lot of Mexicans are Catholic