Kai KupferschmidtJan 25
The story is not that there are two conflicting versions of what happened.
The story is that the federal government is lying about what happened.
There is plenty of evidence.
Your job, our job, is to sift that evidence and describe what actually happened ffs.
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@kakape

Clearly that's not what their job is - not every newspaper shaped object is a newspaper.

Jan 25 at 2:47pmTusky
Show threadMy camera shoots fascistsJan 25

@jztusk @kakape

"Newspaper shaped object"
So good! This is how I will describe them from now on.

Show threadjz.tuskJan 25

@Mikal @kakape

I stole it from the bicycle community, where they use "bicycle shaped object" to refer to cheap things that are sold as bicycles but don't work very well. 😁

Show threadWenJan 25
@jztusk @Mikal @kakape I will borrow that
Show threadjz.tuskJan 25

@Wen @Mikal @kakape

As my father used to say, "Take it and use it in good health!".