junior infosec: how could you even consider plugging in an SD card you found on the ground, it could be malicious!

senior infosec: if they can root my macbook m3 from plugging in an SD card then they deserve to run whatever the hell they want

@0xabad1dea the SD card: *actually full of very angry capacitors*
the macbook: *POP*
@0xabad1dea (tbf this is more likely with USB sticks and if someone manages to cram that into a SD card that's also very impressive, but flat high power caps do exist so it is not impossible either, just very evil xD)