lawrence

Last wish

https://lemmy.world/post/42014978

Jan 22 at 9:28pmWeb
Show threadDadiferJan 22
I would support him on this.
Show threadtoofpicJan 22
noice
Show threadUnderpantsWeevilJan 22
You’d foolishly waste your wish on a single kidney, but with that robot the kid can collect thousands of them.
Show threadLost_My_MindJan 22
Could…but didn’t.
Show threadUnderpantsWeevilJan 22
That could be anyone’s funeral.
Show threadwebghost0101Jan 22

Obviously the kid saved dad and then he bought him the robot cosplay suit using the money from the second wish.

The funeral is for someone that passed and loved that robot so the kid attended in the suit to show his respect.

If it was the dads funeral or a close enough relative to share a magic lamp they would be sitting closer in front.

Show threadlawrenceJan 22
Thank God.
Show threadBennyIncJan 23
Just imagine him sitting in front, blocking everyone’s view. Then again this is not like a cinema. Would anyone care about obstructed view at a funeral?
Show threadwebghost0101Jan 23
Definitely not if the person who is doing the obstructing is a close family member to the diseased wearing their emotional support outfit.
Show threadnexguyJan 23
It’s the funeral for everyone that kid gathered in front of him. He will fit them all into that one coffin.
Show threadchonglibloodsportJan 22
Not yet anyway!
Show threadSaapasJan 23
It’s like Sonic and WTC
Show threadMeatPilotJan 22

Maybe he did wish for a kidney but it was more of a monkey paw situation?

The mech suit could have been wish one or two.

Show threadekZeppJan 22

The plot twist:

The first wish was giving him a failing kidney. The second, make him forget that.

Show threadFilthyShroomsJan 22
Parental love is temporary, mech suit is permanent
Show threadExtremeUnicornJan 23
At least until it breaks.
Show threadDie Mart DieJan 23
Metal Gear!?!?
Show threadNigelFrobisherJan 23
I see.
Show threaddarthinvidiousJan 23
So what were presumably the first 2 wishes? lmao
Show threadOpenStarsJan 23

My guess:

  • mom got first dibs, chose to GTFO of there
  • dad was up next, wished for like unlimited beer or something that messed up his kidneys
  • this is like a week later, kid finally demands his turn
    • Show threadbaguettefishJan 23
    the real reddit is always in the comments or whatever they say
    Show threadFuckfuckmyfuckingassJan 23
    The real fake reddit.
    Show threadrockerface🇺🇦Jan 23
    The real comment is always in the kidneys
    Show threadGreenKnight23Jan 23
    first wish was for the mech suit. second wish was for the son to be happy. the third wish was for the father to not have to suffer.
    Show thread🍉 Albert 🍉Jan 23
    plot twist, he thought deep in his heart to save his dad, and said “I wish what I wish the most”. the genie took the chance to twist the words and see that for 3 years he wanted a mechsuit, and only in the last few months he wished for his father to heal. So the genie granted him the thing he wished most (of the time).