Nice! A clean getaway >:3

Anyway, enjoy the $20 gift cards!

Verizon blames nationwide outage on a "software issue"

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/mobile/verizon-blames-nationwide-outage-on-a-software-issue/

Verizon blames nationwide outage on a "software issue"

Verizon has confirmed that yesterday's nationwide wireless outage was caused by a software issue, though the company has not shared additional details about what went wrong.

BleepingComputer

BTW, I'm totally joking about any and all crimes (even if I did enjoy committing them)...  

via @fen

https://yiff.life/@fen/115904425339335870

dr. fennec :verified: :therian: (@[email protected])

i can't believe i have to write this PSA but holy shit don't talk about the crimes you're committing on social media, even if that social media is the fediverse. that should be common sense

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@catsalad
So, I hafta stop saying, "I'm totally being gay in Minecraft"?
@fen
@catsalad @fen I get around the death threat thing be limiting my threats to โ€˜having people unexpectedly step on Legos while barefoot.โ€™
@catsalad smells like the fault of genAI to me
@zrb Yeah, they outages do to "faulty updates" are becoming much more frequent. ๐Ÿ˜‘

@catsalad "This credit isn't meant to make up for what happened. No credit really can."

No no, at least for some of us, thereโ€™s a credit amount they could give me where I wouldnโ€™t be mad.

It sure ainโ€™t $20 though.

@catsalad As if I'll ever see even that much.
@catsalad congrats! Nobody has ever called me a "software issue". Jealous.