Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
My first day working at #Verizon
Hope nothing goes wrong...
Jan 14 at 6:33pmWeb
Show threadcatraxx Jan 14
@catsalad 
Show threadziviJan 14
@catsalad what is it this time
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Jan 14
@zaire Big Verizon outage in PA, NYC, and FL.
Show threadbazkie 👩🏼‍💻 bitplanes 🎵Jan 14
@catsalad *explodes*
Show threadAprazethJan 14

@catsalad

Just ask ChatGPT for any code questions, force push to main, and set the Jira to Resolved

Show threadSpaceLifeFormJan 14

@catsalad

Apparently everything was fine this morning.

Did you break it? /s

Show threadJoakim ForsJan 14
@catsalad Should have waited ‘til Friday for that push to prod, as is tradition
Show threadNuclear OatmealJan 14

@catsalad

Hey... Didn't you work for azure a while back, right after you left AWS abruptly?

Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Jan 14
@NuclearOatmeal How did you know? :O
Show threadNuclear OatmealJan 14

@catsalad

A cat told me.

Show threadBilly O'NealJan 14
@catsalad I got the 'news' an hour after seeing this and came back to say 'did you do this' and only now do I understand
Show threadclown event still possib-LJan 14
@catsalad thank you so much for this post because my MIL's phone stopped working and she couldn't figure out what was wrong and I went "hey wait a minute catsalad tooted something silly about Verizon" and searched and found out Verizon is down
Show threadisolJan 14

@catsalad

Oh dear! What did you nudge off the edge of the desk?

Show threadSoftwarewolfJan 14
@catsalad Did you chew on the cables again?
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Jan 14
@faoluin They looked so tasty!
Show threadb3lt3rJan 14
@catsalad catastrophic start
Show threadComrade WeezJan 14
@catsalad
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Jan 14
@weezmgk Oops! 😬
Show threadComrade WeezJan 14
@catsalad just kidding 😼
Show threadAlexandJan 14
@catsalad
The big red button, labeled “Do Not Push” proves too tempting once again.
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Jan 15
@djg It was so SHINY! :3
Show threadTim HergertJan 15
@catsalad glad to see you've moved on after that stint at Crowdstrike.