Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)Jan 13

I #dreamed that M&S were selling a Liz Truss sex doll.

My genitals have retreated inside my body and will not be taking questions at this time.

Show threadAmerigo BenaseraJan 13
@julianlawson
Show threadNickJan 13
@TheBreadmonkey @julianlawson M&S might release a Percy Pig sex doll. And a Colin the Caterpillar vibrator.
Show threadAmerigo BenaseraJan 13

@Nickiquote @julianlawson

Choo-choo! He's going into the tunnel!...

Show threadAmerigo BenaseraJan 13

@Nickiquote @julianlawson

Oh my god I'm so sorry this is the worst thing I've ever said

Show threadsurdfishJan 13
The night is still young, @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @julianlawson
Show threadAmerigo BenaseraJan 13

@surdfish @Nickiquote @julianlawson

It doesn't even make sense. I think in my head although it's a caterpillar the general structure and face reminds me of Thomas T Tank Engine. You don't even SAY choo choo for caterpillars. Stupid Ben! Stupid stupid sexy Ben.

Show threadNickJan 13
@TheBreadmonkey @surdfish @julianlawson It’s more like he’s going into the cocoon to emerge as a beautiful butterfly, maybe.
Show threadDavidJan 13
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @surdfish @julianlawson If it goes in too far it risks becoming colon the caterpillar and oh no I'm so sorry.
Show threadDavid CohenJan 13
@theplaguedoc @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @surdfish @julianlawson This thread is cursed.
CatsWhoCode (Fuckaas Version)Jan 13
Show threadPeter
@davidbcohen @theplaguedoc @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @surdfish @julianlawson Medieval embroiderer 🤝 Social media haver
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