Kurt Bearington
What team are you? No spoilers in the comments ! I don't like this movie so far
jacob
72.2%
edward
27.8%
Poll ended at .
Jan 12 at 4:31pmWeb
Show threadLa Kwaaaaa BoyJan 12
@thickurt I require a neither because the Werewolves are not Werewolf enough. Like, did none of these people watch Underworld. Now THOSE are Werewolves.
Show threadtoddbuddyJan 12
@thickurt my middle name is Jacob. So ….
Show threadSoskopp, but naughtyJan 12
@thickurt
I'm Team Bella's dad. 😅
Show threadInfinityBearJan 12
@naughtySoskopp @thickurt
Oh definitely Team Bella's dad. Mustache, and hairy
Show threadRobertJan 12
@[email protected] Jacob, solely because I'd rather physically have werewolf him. (But overall, the wolves are just too much whiney children, so I guess the real answer is neither. But I wouldn't mind a few rounds with Emmett.)
Show threadDexterJan 12
@thickurt They're both shitty people in their own way, but I like werewolves better than vampires.
Show threadOggieJan 12

@thickurt
Everything about Edward makes my skin crawl -except- him being a vampire. I kept wanting to tell at bella for the love of jebus get some agency.

Jacob is whatever but at least not a walking red flag with red sparklers and a little card he has to read the neighbors.

Show threadOtter GuyJan 12
@thickurt Used to be team Jacob, but after rewatching the first movie with some friends a couple years ago, I'm team "Bella should take some time off from dating and maybe try some hobbies or something."
Show threadPapa Bear 🏳️‍⚧️Jan 12
@thickurt Team Jacob, because I miss my long hair and I'd rather have a warm body than porcelain to sleep next to. Even if the former has a slight "wet dog" smell. 😂
Show threadMurderDeathHugJan 12
@thickurt I think all three of them could do better