The sacred texts!
The original!

#MenWritingWomen

@Eatsbluecrayon That last sentence is pure gold. I might have to incorporate that in my daily vocabulary.

„Hey babe, could you boobily come over and take a breasted look at this? Won’t take long you can titt right off in a moment.“

@lenni I am using "breathing boobily down the stairs" sometimes and if people don't know the sacred texts they look at me very bewildered.