Eatsbluecrayon

The sacred texts!
The original!

#MenWritingWomen

Jan 12 at 1:40pmWeb
Show threadLenniJan 12

@Eatsbluecrayon That last sentence is pure gold. I might have to incorporate that in my daily vocabulary.

„Hey babe, could you boobily come over and take a breasted look at this? Won’t take long you can titt right off in a moment.“

Show threadEatsbluecrayonJan 12
@lenni I am using "breathing boobily down the stairs" sometimes and if people don't know the sacred texts they look at me very bewildered.
Show threadSumireJan 12
@Eatsbluecrayon 🤣 Yup. That's how I also describe my morning routine!
Show threadStefan Rower🏴‍☠️🦊 🇺🇳🐧 🏳️‍🌈🤝Jan 12
@Eatsbluecrayon What the heck is hapend with this author in last sentence. Does his d*** pushed under the table so hard his brain is glitching into new words cause the one he had, a few secondes ago, doesn't nearly reaching out any more????
Show threadEatsbluecrayonJan 12
@stefanrower The whole thing is just a mildly exaggerated passage how a lot of male authors write women.
The last sentence is pure gold and a perfect punchline to the escalation. 😁
Show threadSunDancerJan 12
@Eatsbluecrayon Beeeeewbs!