Good luck to anyone starting the year with a new health regime. Here’s how mine always goes.
@brianbilston Hm, I'm not sure a starch birthday would be all that appealing.
@simonwilliamson @brianbilston
Big plate of chips, with potato crisps for desert.
You'll be fine.
@brianbilston is it wrong that I’ve hit Cakepril in January?
@twoowls73 Every month is Cakepril, tbh.
@brianbilston June&Tonic is perfect
@brianbilston Looking forward to Cakepril and Auguststickytoffeepuding!
@brianbilston Thank you for giving me the opportunity to cry with laughter befor sleeping! 
@brianbilston
Perfect, maycaroni & cheese for all three meals takes the stress out of deciding what to have as a treat on my special day.
@brianbilston I like decemburger 🍔 the most 😆
@brianbilston Broadly vegetarian, so Approved!
@brianbilston My birthday is in Cakepril so that's perfect! Cake every day, wooo! 🎂
@brianbilston Oh, for crying out loud; I boosted this yesterday, and today someone on another platform posted a screenshot of 'America is a Gun' and suddenly I realized why your name seemed familiar. 🤦🏽‍♂️