Doug Holland

DHS warns any action by Americans will be treated as domestic terrorism

https://lemmy.world/post/41508279

DHS warns any action by Americans will be treated as domestic terrorism - Lemmy.World

Lemmy

Jan 12 at 10:37amWeb
Show threadAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptorJan 12
Since when is the onion reporting facts?
Show threadGet_Off_My_WLANJan 12
I've finally done it. I ate the Onion for the first time.
Show threadRhaedasJan 12
Got me. Only because that's sort of what they've been saying all along, moving that goalpost. It's not a stretch.
Show threadAgent641Jan 12
Satire is now classified as domestic terrorism.
Show threadgrueJan 12
Since about 2016.
Show threadtatannJan 12
Does this apply to actions on January the 6th ?
Show threadhemkoJan 12
Of course not
Show threadfrunchJan 12
some restrictions may apply
Show threadCosmicTurtle0 [he/him]Jan 12
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
Show threadjj4211Jan 12
Anytime we do? Like breathing?
Show threadAgent641Jan 12
Or asking questions.
Show threadjj4211Jan 12
Looks like I ate the onion…
Show threadAgent641Jan 12
You guys stole the Venezuelan president, but did you have to steal the Venezuelan government tactics too?
Show threadColdcellJan 12
They brought him in, but as an advisor.
Show threadhectorJan 12

That was a military coup. They put their generals in charge leaving a puppet government, to be led to sign over assets. When resistance forms to looting resources the military will likely do the old collective punishment to villagers with paramilitary death squads paid by cia fronts sellung drugs and guns. Classic us military really.

It is a template they filled in the blanks. That op was not possible, with helicoptors, unless the military stood down, there is no question.

Show threadTriumphJan 12
Okay I ate it.
Show threadbillwashereJan 12
Ate it? I had it served on a plate and brought to the table by a fancy waiter suggesting a wine pairing.
Show threadJGrffnJan 13
is it even an onion that we’re eating at this point? This shit is pretty much how it’s been these past few days based on the videos that have been going around…
Show threadSteveJan 12
Not funny anymore
Show threadUlvainJan 12
Took me waaaay too long to notice it was the Onion. Fuck, this is depressing…
Show threadjj4211Jan 12

Fairly convincing almost real article, however:

“Make no mistake: Anything and everything Americans do, from the second they wake up to the second they fall asleep, will be treated as a national security threat and dealt with accordingly,” said Noem

The part where being asleep is not domestic terrorism is unrealistic.

Show threadSreudianFlipJan 13
But why? It’s the opposite of woke….
Show threadinclementimmigrantJan 12
Damn you Onion, you got me today.
Show threadLenaJan 13
I didn’t realize this was the onion, the US is fucked