USB should have been crimpable.

I want to crimp my own USB cables, dang it. I need them to be a specific length!

alternate universe where USB just used RJ11 connectors
@foone also known as the universe where people are constantly cursing because the tab on their usb devices broke, yet again, so now their mouse or flash drive or such just keeps slipping out the port, or as a result, people just adopted firewire as the default standard for hot swap peripherals