JarkkoJan 8
Robert Pickering

Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026.

I'd like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is.

Jan 8 at 6:48pmWeb
Show threadRobert PickeringJan 8
Stolen from a screen-shot of X-itter posted here, but honestly, I'm through crediting X-itter users.
Show threadJake in the desertJan 8
@robertpi fuck X users. 😂
Show threadRobert PickeringJan 8
@jake4480
indeed.
Show threadBrianJan 8
@jake4480 @robertpi good point.
Show threadChristmas TreeJan 8
@robertpi extremely correct take
Show threadskaphleJan 9

@robertpi I saw it as a blank square with text in it and not even a screenshot with time, author etc. I hate that even more. If it's just text, then just post the text. Don't make a picture and waste space. Let me decide how to display and read it and you can leave out the ALT text, too.

On another note, everything on Xitter is stolen anyway.

Show threadRobert PickeringJan 9
@skaphle
Yes, definitely, image of text on plain background is so pointless.
Show threadEric BonoJan 10

@robertpi

https://nitter.net/

, if you must

Nitter
Show threadAri [APz] SovijärviJan 8
@robertpi Unfortunately the cancel window was the first 12 hours, after which we charged you for the year. Should you want to cancel, you can call a phone number listed on a phone book somewhere between 04:03 and 04:06 on Sunday-Monday night. The service is only available in Mongolian.
Show threadFennixJan 8

@robertpi

Reasons for canceling:

[ ] I subscribed to the wrong plan.
[X] It's too expensive.
[X] I don't want to pay a subscription fee and still get ads.
[X] 2026 isn't offering me what I expected.

Show threadStylusJan 8
@robertpi We're sorry to see you go. Remember, when your free trial ends you won't be able to access any of the great content we have planned for 2026. Since we realize you're just making a big mistake and will come crawling right back, we and our 1356 advertising partners will just hold on to your PII and CC#. Thank you for your patronage.
Show threadEysteinJan 8
@robertpi I’m well and truly over 2020 now.
Show threadStanley Nerdlinger IIJan 8
@robertpi
To unsubscribe please call our fully automated AI customer service
Show threadPaul_IPv6Jan 8

@robertpi

i'm very disappointed that you still haven't addressed any of the issues with your previous release, 2025.

Show threadSimon WaltersJan 8
@robertpi :( but #LOL
Show threadSolithaJan 8

@robertpi Remember that Office "rebranding"?

They actually meant this. 2026 *is* 365 Copilot.

Show threadKrazyKatJan 8
@robertpi 🤨🙀😵‍💫🤮😵‍💫
Show threadApriloq - Please Use Alt TextJan 8
@robertpi not a free trial, but definitely don’t want to renew.
Show threadApriloq - Please Use Alt TextJan 8
@robertpi not a free trial, but definitely don’t want to renew.
Show threadRantingCanuckJan 8

@robertpi

To unsubscribe please submit your formal request to the calendar advancement department. Current request processing time is 357 days.

Show threadRobert PickeringJan 9
@RantingCanuck
Very good.
Show threadXennyGJan 8
@robertpi Sorry, but after 90 days, you will be judged and sentenced to a lifetime of 2026, and your bank account will continue to be charged, because banks don't care. It's not their money.
Show threadTobiWanKenobiJan 8

@robertpi

The entire timeline is fucked, so I'm not sure unsubscribing from this year would do you any good 😅

Show threadisolJan 9

@robertpi

We're sorry to see you go.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to recommend 2026 to your friends and family, neighbours, people stopped next to you at traffic lights, and complete random strangers?
1 pretty likely
…
10 oh, absolutely positively definitely!!

Show threadHugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷Jan 9
@robertpi If you can find anywhere on the page where it says 'unsubscribe', please let us know.
Show threadKat Valentine AllwellJan 9
@robertpi
You forgot to sign up with a gift card, it'll take another 358 days for the cancellation to go through.
Show threadGutterPoetryJan 9

@robertpi

More like 2026 was rolled in with a free trial of 'premium anti-virus' which is actually horse dewormer or bleach since there are no regulations or sense in anything anymore. Oh yeah and the whole system is infected with the malicious 'free trial' and there's no legit way to cancel, only option is to set fire to everything LOL. But hey the options for gallows humour are unmatched.

Show threadRobert PickeringJan 9
@GutterPoetry
True, but less. Catchy