I felt that Microsoft Copilot, formerly known as Office, could use a mascot. So I asked Copilot to design something in the spirit of Clippy.

Let me introduce you to Sloppy, a cheerful slightly gooey assistant with glasses and a headset.

#Microslop

@Dany I am afraid Microslop marketing division was ahead of time, and has already produced an appropriately slimey and sloppy blob of [redacted].

Meet Mico - the official Copilot mascot from few months back:

@zieg @Dany I’m afraid Sloppy is less shit than Mico. But both are better than the slop they’re peddling.
@pedrobizbikedu
Sloppy is the slop it peddles! Does it make it better than itself, or worse than itself?
@zieg @Dany