Calling #Microsoft #MicroSlop doesn't sound that accurate to me.

The "micro" prefix implies they are small, which is demonstrably has not been the case for over 40 years now. As an organisation they are one of the big ones, and their OS seemingly can't get any bigger.

#MacroSlop perhaps?

The only silver lining I can see with this is Sam Altman's actions causing DRAM and NAND flash memory skyrocketing … will mean that we'll be seeing "top of the line" consumer PCs that are utterly rubbish at running MacroSlop Winblows, but actually quite good running #Linux or #BSD because 8GB RAM and 32GB flash actually fits those OSes rather well.