Saw a totally deranged headline this morning and after briefly recoiling and shaking my head I realized it's CES, where covering deranged announcements is mandatory for the tech press.

I am so glad that I no longer ever have to go to CES.

for the record, the deranged headline was:

Withings thinks of its latest smart scale as a ‘longevity station’

sure, longevity station, that's a normal thing to call a scale

@jsnell is it also a space dock in a sci fi book?