Mickey7Jan 5

Made me think of looking into wizarding as a full time job

https://lemmy.world/post/41197037

Show threadrumbaJan 5

I used to work with a guy who used to be a mall Santa. He was fired for showing up drunk too many times and then became a Santa at a Christmas tree farm.

He smelled of bourbon and cigarettes every time I ever saw him; his teeth were dark brown and visibly decaying.

Man, he had some stories. They were all lies, but stories nonetheless.

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Isn’t this a character in Home Alone?
Jan 5 at 7:10pmWeb
Show threadSolacefromSilenceJan 5
The ghost of Christmas future
Show threadrumbaJan 5

Heh, I forgot about that scene. Funny enough, I worked there around the same time that movie came out.

Our guy looked more like Marv and was way less coherent, but I suppose they didn’t get the idea for the scene from nowhere :)