Yes, I know, I'm setting myself up for "yup, it's wrong, you're wrong, look how wrong you are" but it got me to finally put in a support ticket because if it IS right, I might end up with a $3k laptop that I can actually use the GPU on. 🤪

And yes, it's been the case since day 1, as it points out. With bullshit like...

[ 4462.090777] NVRM: Xid (PCI:0000:01:00): 79, pid='<unknown>', name=<unknown>, GPU has fallen off the bus.
[ 4462.090807] NVRM: GPU 0000:01:00.0: GPU has fallen off the bus.
[ 4462.090823] NVRM: A GPU crash dump has been created. (blah blah blah)