nixCraft 🐧Dec 30

User: Hi! I'd like a wake up call.

Hotel front desk: The entire modern web infrastructure you rely on is held together by a handful of volunteer run opensource projects, and if one lead maintainer decides to delete their repository today, the global economy would stall by noon.

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@nixCraft

User: Hi! I'd like a wake up call.

Hotel Concierge :

  • You have a digital watch? Set an alarm.
  • You have a mobile phone with different alarm tones? Set an alarm.
  • You have an internet connected whizzbang car? Set an alarm to call your phone.
  • You're a luddite? Ok, room service will bring you an egg timer.
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User: OK, but I don't tip for that shit.

Dec 30 at 5:18pmWeb