User: Hi! I'd like a wake up call.

Hotel front desk: The entire modern web infrastructure you rely on is held together by a handful of volunteer run opensource projects, and if one lead maintainer decides to delete their repository today, the global economy would stall by noon.

@nixCraft
"No, I mean, like, in the morning."

Sure, what time?

"7 o'clock"

That's fine. Do you want me to come up with something new, or should I just repeat that one?