@tired_and_wired Wanna swap? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to live in a damp, cramped shit-tip that benefits from noisy neighbours in 3 directions and a wonderfully hassle-free existence by foregoing pools, barbecues or any attraction that might tempt people to visit. Act now to lock in the joys of blocked drains and a stink of sewage that can be experienced in the overgrown garden.

@Scott Awesome. We'll swap. You can have my crackhead parade, screaming children and barking dogs because people leave them home for most of the day, plus cafes and train tracks that are in bad need of work. Think we're getting good deals here haha.

@tired_and_wired Joyous. Am British so I'm obligated to ask, what type of weather am I packing for?

@Scott Take what you know of summer and throw it out the window.

@tired_and_wired Brb, trying to find a window that isn't covered with bars. lol

@Scott Oh I've got good news for you then. There's plenty of those here. Windows without bars that is.

@tired_and_wired Do they open? And like, after you've opened them, can you close them again on the first try without them pissing out heat?

@Scott Yep. All the way! And the sliding doors onto the balcony work too.

@tired_and_wired Forget the couple of days, I'm leaving now. The crackheads can have my valuables when I get there.