🎉 Wow, MongoDB's #December 2025 "security update" is here, promising to fix tomorrow's bugs today! 🙄 Amid the jargon marathon about scaling #AI and making magic quadrants, we're left wondering if they'll ever secure anything except their spot in #buzzword #bingo. 📈🔐
https://www.mongodb.com/company/blog/news/mongodb-server-security-update-december-2025 #MongoDB #security #update #tech #news #HackerNews #ngated