The Picard Maneuver
I'm onto you
Dec 29 at 4:20pmWeb
Show threadslazer2auDec 29
Same but fallout 4 for me.
Show threadVenat0rDec 29
what do they suspect of thier friend?
Show threadHuntressHimboDec 29
Probably suspect they are jerking it to dirty mods
Show threadotterDec 30
In that other place, mods jerk on you.
Show threadSkipcastDec 29
Skyrim has a lot of porn mods
Show threadExcessShivDec 29
I don’t get it…is this a euphemism for something?
Show threadKazuyaDarklightDec 29
Skyrim nsfw mods.
Show threadslazer2auDec 29
Mod make the game crash less, but still crash.
Show threadExcessShivDec 29
I don’t get it…is this a euphemism for something?
Show threadrustyfishDec 29
I don’t get it. Help?
Show threadKazuyaDarklightDec 29
Skyrim nsfw mods.
Show threadslazer2auDec 29
Or ctd
Show threadDontTreadOnBigfootDec 29
I honestly thought they were just playing when they poop and they poop a lot
Show threadJadenSmithDec 29
I thought that was the Blumpkin mod.
Show threadteftDec 30
Skyrim: Celiac Edition.
Show threadTheMinionsDec 29
Playing while working from home maybe?
Show threadcrimsoncobaltDec 29
Someone must be trying out pomodoro time blocking.
Show threadmr_accountDec 29
Everyone is saying porn mods, but I know several friends who just load the game with so many mods in general that it’s an unstable mess that constantly crashes
Show threadtiramichuDec 29

The ‘game’ is playing with your mod load order until you find a combination that doesn’t crash.

Then you add more mods and play the ‘game’ again.

Show threadGargleBlasterDec 29
Wait, you can actually play Skyrim? I’ve always thought it was just a modding simulator. At least that’s what I do
Show threadFenrirIIIDec 30
Day 18: I have finished installing environmental mods. Skyrim looks majestic. Every NPC is T-posed. I must return to the mod manager. The patches are so far away. I fear for my sanity.
Show threadCapt. WolfDec 30
This is typically my issue. I do the same thing with Fallout and Starfield too. Bethesda makes some really crazy mod installation simulators… It’s almost as if there’s a regular game in there. Maybe just one more mod and I’ll finally be able to play it!
Show threadBlackmistDec 30

I played on the Xbox 360.

That was the experience without mods.

10/10. Would crash again. Never really felt the need to play a Bethesda game since. Which is handy because there’s only been like two.

Show threadfishyDec 30
I feel this. I was in college when Skyrim came out and my gaming PC was in the living room next to the TV so my buddy would play Skyrim from the couch and I’d be on my PC. The 360 version crashed more and took like a solid minute to load any new map. If you entered the wrong building, 2 minutes gone and a small chance of a crash that would take like five minutes to reboot.
Show threadmrgoosmoosDec 30

I had a roommate that only console gamed, and I just couldn’t understand it. how tf do you play Skyrim for over 600 hours with a controller? I’d go nuts from input restrictions.

same guy only played Minecraft that way. blew my mind.

Show threadmoakleyDec 30
How do you play 600 hours sitting up in a chair? That’s not play. That’s work.
Show threadThe_Helmet_Stays_OnDec 30

Like this

Show threadmoakleyDec 31
That’s still sitting up.
Show threadInnerScientistDec 29
They’re creating their mod list, fixing bugs, add mods they forgot, re-ordered the mod list and have to want 10 Minuten for the game to even load afteeach changer. And in the end they don’t even play the finished modpack.
Show threadcholesterolDec 29
Modding was the game
Show threadGissaMittJobbDec 29
Goonvah-kiin
Show threadCarbonatedPastaSauceDec 29
I’m trying to figure out why someone would do that when the internet is 85% free porn?
Show threadVupwareDec 29
Control
Show threadBlueFootedPeteyDec 30
-Cormac McCarthy
Show threadotterDec 30
That was in Ho Country For Old Men, right?
Show threadBlueFootedPeteyDec 30
iirc, it was from Blood MeTiddyan
Show threadameancowDec 30
Because they haven’t discovered buying an oculus second-hand for $50 and then downloading Virt-a-mate.
Show threadGreenKnight23Dec 30
porn is noninteracting. what the people who use sex mods are lacking is intimacy and basic human interaction.
Show threadpaultimate14Dec 29

Maybe I’m odd, but I related heavily to this meme without thinking of porn mods. I’ve played hundreds, probably thousands of hours in Skyrim across various platforms, almost all without mods. Even the creation club nonsense in the anniversary addition I find annoying and half-baked- I wish there was a way to revert back to plain old Special Edition.

To me the feeling of loading up Skyrim for 15 minutes at a time several times a day means… I’m not doing well. It means that I don’t have the mental capacity to seek out or learn a new game. That I’m probably looking for something comfortable and familiar to make me feel better. And while Skyrim is that, sometimes I load up a save and see that I’m about to start a dungeon and the prospect just seems overwhelming. Or I’m over encumbered and need to spend a bunch of downtime crafting, trading, and organizing inventory.

It’s the kind of behavior that, over an extended period, could be a sign of depression.

Show threadrealitaetsverlustDec 29
Loverslab is leaking
Show threadGreenKnight23Dec 30
is it lube or semen?
Show threadRichie’s Computer StuffDec 30

Mods are fun. Half the time I start the game and I begin experiencing intermittent crashing, and now have to test each mod individually to find out which one is the culprit. Is it any of the Beyond Skyrim mods? No. Is it the archery rebalancing mod? Nope, not that one. Hmm… my high-res hair mod has caused problems before. Uh… not this time. Could it be the one that redoes the entire College of Winterhold? No, thank the gods.

Two hours later… it’s the mod that makes goats scream. Ffs. That was my favourite one!

Show threadotterDec 30
You gotta have the swearing mudcrabs and the screaming goats, NGL
Show threadRichie’s Computer StuffDec 30
Oh god the swearing mudcrabs! How could I have forgotten about that? Oh, and the one that turns the spiders into Spider-Man! Those are positively… legendary!