A letter to the editor* which reads: "APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over E300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? was Brexit all for nothing?
- Gerry Paton, London"

*Satirical. But still damned funny.

@jmcrookston for some context for non-Brits: I'm almost certain that formatting is from Private Eye, a satirical news paper.
@als @jmcrookston It ran in Viz (1 Nov. '25) But yes, satire.
@wesdym Thanks. Hilarious.