Okay at this point Tolkien has stopped spinning in his grave and is just laughing his ass off.
@MaryAustinBooks Sauron this, Palantir that, these awful tech grifters/oligarchs just use Tolkien as their protective nerd colouration (like Musk and his stupid 50's scifi). The real ones know Goatse guy is the original internet Lord of the Rings.

@BoysenberryCider @MaryAustinBooks

Oh main now we wait for a tech company to cluelessly call itself Goatse. 😆