Mummy said "talk to the hand"
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Mummy tries to howl at the moon but he had his lungs ripped out and put into jars 3000 years ago.
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Typhoid Mummy
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Space mummy is rebuilding his transistor radio. Mum E phone home~
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Full frontal mummy shot! The Mummy Walks the Library! We have gone full slasher cam now.
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I can hear the rapping. The tap tap tapping of the mummy outside my elevator door.
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Deliver unto mummy what belongs to mummy!
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That one was totally not the mummy's faul--- SHE SURVIVED THE FALL!? HOW!?
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Mummy sure is lucky he was put to sleep for long enough for humanity to create powerful interstate power grids.
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Mummy has never seen boobs before. Now he wants to join a frat and stay oat the university. Big Pharaoh on Campus.
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Oh now he has telekenesis? Well I suppose he has been floating. but he hasn't used it on things other than himself before.
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"Thank you Douglas." The mummy speaks! Oh wait no...
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Mummy is cool with flash photography.
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The cheap mummy costume looked better.
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SHOOT HER! SHOOOOOT HER!
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Oh mummy got them big nails. Slay queen.
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TO BE CONTINUED!
WHAT IN TEH FUCK!?
Okay I rememebred all the big stuff from this movie from seeing it as a kid, but I did not remember that ending teaser nonsense wtf
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
The space mummy with green STDs fucked off into a sequel? That sure is a new kinda ending for Monsterdon. It's like fusing five of the dumbest endings into one.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
I remembered the mummy alien stalker green fungus glowing balls all that nonsense. But it was actually dumber than I recalled. This was a great bad movie.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Next up INFRAMAN! The best crazy tokusatsu movie ever made.
Somehow it's better than any old Kamen Rider movie by not being made in japan, but instead made by the Shaw Bros. Ya know the guys who made so many awesome 70s kung fu movies.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Super Inframan! The man beyond bionics!
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More glowing balls? This is a sequel!
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Bigger balls. More blinking. More colors. Increased beeping.
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After ten thousand years Princess Dragon Mom is free! Time to conquer Earth!
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Monster roll call! Claw guy! Plant thing! Spider-man! The Twins!
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Princess. Dragon. Mom.
She is the best villainess to ever.
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She laid down after I could get my phone of course. But now kitty is watching with me.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan #desktoys #Transformers
Netflix MST3K flat out stole these skeleton themed goons.
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The monsters have a teleporter from the other side of their dragon skull shaped fortress. Plant guy has a speech impediment so he slurs his words.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Take a drink for every time a white VW beetle shows up in a Monsterdon movie.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
We have Swamp Thing at home
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Poison Ivy stole half her schtick from this monster.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
So this man is just filled with every sized transistor you could get on one trip to a Radio Shack with $92
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Intraman's design is simple and cool. Even if his head is a little bit too big compared to Kamen Rider and Ultraman.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Oh no they captured uh guy.
I've seen this movie half a dozen times but never remember any names.
EXCEPT PRINCESS DRAGON MOM
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Glacial Queen my butt. She's Princess Dragon Mom.
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I am shocked by the lack of Inframan fanart online... How are there not more pics of Princess Dragon Mom?
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
This movie really captures the energy of a tokusatsu movie stitched together from a handful of episodes, despite being an entirely new creation.
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The big red spider monster here really feels like just a bulked up big bellied brother to the man-spider from the original Kamen Rider
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And then there's this hopping laser horned hairy asshole.
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MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!
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That's ALMOST the same sound Ultraman uses when he grows there Inframan. Cutting it a little close.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Anyone remember this scene from Crank 2?
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Drill arm lasts surprisingly long for an obviously dumb monster. I guess he kept failing upwards in monster management positions.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
They are committed to the skull and bones theming around the base.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Traitors be burned. Even mind controlled ones.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Boneyard battle!! Bone heads got bomb spears?
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Operation blot out the sun. It doesn't change the lighting on the set though.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
RIDE---uuuuh INFRAAA KIIIICK!
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Hand decapitation? Dehandination?
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GO GO SLINKY BROS!
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Ultraman's light is blinking faster. Time is running out... Wait. he has a temperature guage?
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
His little darts are just a defroster? Now weapons?
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
And that's why we call her Princess DRAGON Mom.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Decapi-Decapi-Decapitatioooon!
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Princess Dragon Mom is a load bearing villain. The evil fortress is going down with her.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
And the heroes fucked off into the sea after killing the villains. On the villain's own yacht.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan