Time Walker... It's Like E.T. if he was a serial killer questionmark?
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Please enjoy our stock photography library of ancient Egyptian architecture. We DEFINITELY could not afford to film there. So here's some voice over.
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Steve Martin King Tut dance.gif
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*crosses fingers for Devil Girl cameo as the Time Walker's ex*
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Tonight's movie snack is a chocolate torte cake with blueberries and pizzelle #Monsterdon #TimeWalker #food
Radiation is yummy for the mummy tummy.
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I like how the ancient statuary are the peanut gallery going, "oh no man don't do that! that's gonna cause all your trouble later"
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Is it malpractice to re-x-ray someone who's been dead for centuries?
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Mummies Alive! Cartoon Intro

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So this mold is ancient . . . whatever that stuff is Space Rocket X whatever was called?
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Oh it's the fungus from Creepshow. That poor guy is out Steven King for the evening.
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This mummy is bad press.
Uh oh. The dean is gonna close down mummy house!
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Is the mummy a metaphor for STDs on campus?
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Keep your *mummy* under wrap, unless you want to get the clap.
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So it doubles that fast this kit's hand has been cut off already right? Right?
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Why are you keeping the killer space fungus wet and fed on flesh?
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Surprise mummy mammories!
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The campus radio station is KCIS? KISS?
Oh hey hey! Leave the mummy puns to us movie! We're the professional riffers.
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Spreading around the cubic zirconia that he couldn't sell is a horrible idea, but a good plot gimmick.
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Oh maybe we should have a running counter for the screen time of our weekly movie monsters. Like actual screen time. Not counting Mummy vision or him laying there in a coffin covered in so much Sarcophacally Transmitted Du...Fungus
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SWALLOW THE JEWEL KID! Do us all a favor.
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Shots of the blinking Ultraman timer on the mummy's heavily wrapped chest do not count for mummy screen time. That's just the camera an wearing a ratty towel.
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Mummy screen time: 5 frames of his arm in slow mo
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"A horrible face... "
Man this is another Monsterdon movie that would work way better as a short story in Weird Tales. Ominously hinted at is better mood than "off screen cause we can't afford it"
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Mummy no! Don't make a male male electrical plug!
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The mummy gave King Tut a Space STD!
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Wait... this is 100% a Doctor Who story. This is a Doctor Lite episode. He's gonna show up for the last 5 minutes to take Space Tut back home.
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"Let's us our actual costume as a joke costume for one scene." is a really recurring thing in low budget movies.
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WTF! MUMMY FLAOTS!?
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Okay the mummy just hovering around campus is kind of a rather unnerving image. Shame about the rest of the movie.
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Mummy said "talk to the hand"
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Mummy tries to howl at the moon but he had his lungs ripped out and put into jars 3000 years ago.
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Typhoid Mummy
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Space mummy is rebuilding his transistor radio. Mum E phone home~
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Full frontal mummy shot! The Mummy Walks the Library! We have gone full slasher cam now.
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I can hear the rapping. The tap tap tapping of the mummy outside my elevator door.
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Deliver unto mummy what belongs to mummy!
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That one was totally not the mummy's faul--- SHE SURVIVED THE FALL!? HOW!?
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Mummy sure is lucky he was put to sleep for long enough for humanity to create powerful interstate power grids.
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Mummy has never seen boobs before. Now he wants to join a frat and stay oat the university. Big Pharaoh on Campus.
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Oh now he has telekenesis? Well I suppose he has been floating. but he hasn't used it on things other than himself before.
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"Thank you Douglas." The mummy speaks! Oh wait no...
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Mummy is cool with flash photography.
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The cheap mummy costume looked better.
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SHOOT HER! SHOOOOOT HER!
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Oh mummy got them big nails. Slay queen.
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TO BE CONTINUED!
WHAT IN TEH FUCK!?
Okay I rememebred all the big stuff from this movie from seeing it as a kid, but I did not remember that ending teaser nonsense wtf
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The space mummy with green STDs fucked off into a sequel? That sure is a new kinda ending for Monsterdon. It's like fusing five of the dumbest endings into one.
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I remembered the mummy alien stalker green fungus glowing balls all that nonsense. But it was actually dumber than I recalled. This was a great bad movie.
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