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Watch thread: TIME WALKER (1982)

Tuning in very late, what'd I miss?

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Okay, mummy, stolen gems, fungus, and Other Stuff™, got it

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Ah, your necklace is glowing *and* warm? Well, that seems fine, nothing amiss there.

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huh, reasonably accurate mention of CDC Atlanta

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meanwhile, in the plumbing system

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SURGICAL LASERS MENTIONED

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So the mummy is dialing the gate, or something

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this movie's got some great equipment in it, really punching above its weight class.

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hehe rat actor cuties  

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"As Cleopatra would say, 'See you later guys'"

I don't think Cleopatra would say that

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surprise Coneheads mention

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oh, the rats are in the fraternity?

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[slideshow continues]

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that tie is amazingly hideous. I think the worst I've ever seen on #Monsterdon

the mummy is pining for the Moon

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"What. about. the mummy?!"

Dude, we wanna know too

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a QUANTUM LEAP

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I was about to ask why the mummy has green vision but then I remembered it's an alien mummy, so actually yea the movie explained this one

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oh, mummy ham radio

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imagine if they revealed that these gems are germanium

you know, for the radio

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curse this abundance of lab space and its long hallways!

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quickly, into the elevator shaft, a much more dangerous place!

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mummy want crystal

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oh um, okay, the mummy has extremely short-range telekinesis?

good to know

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the mummy's dial-home device does look pretty dang good for 1982, I'll say that

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I love that the one guy's overacting is so bad that they had to dub his line

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holy fuck, the alien mummy gets an incredible magical girl transformation sequence

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why was there a fungus tho

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the transformation sequence was worth all the rest of it, I could cry

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mfw I'm watching a mummy tranform into an alien

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this is the weirdest story from the alien mummy's perspective

> come down to earth
> there's a fungus?
> egyptians are dickheads to me
> get mummified
> wake up three thousand years later
> those dickheads stole my crystals
> get crystals
> get unmummified
> turn into crystal
> refuse to explain

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I just wanna know why there was a fungus but I guess the fungus was going to be explained in the sequel

bold move to assume people will want to see a second movie when you didn't bother to use writing when making the first one

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@starringthecomputer does have TIME WALKER in its database, the reactor control computer is an Atari 800

https://starringthecomputer.com/feature.html?f=170

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Starring the Computer - Time Walker

Computers in movies and television shows

@starringthecomputer if you'd like some higher-quality stills from TIME WALKER showing the computer, here's a few I just captured.

I notice the DB also does not show this other system which looks to me like it might be a modified Data General Dasher?

@SnoopJ i will admit he doesn't owe any of these guys an explanation

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@SnoopJ
Wait, did he turn into a crystal at the end? I thought it was some sort of offworld transport?

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@kcarr2015 @SnoopJ That's probably the "refuse to explain" part

but yes I also thought he transported somewhere (probably to a ship) with the professor and the crystal got left behind as a side effect

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@diazona @kcarr2015 it could be either but I choose to believe the alien mummy and the professor turned into the crystal
@diazona @kcarr2015 if it was a side effect I would have assumed there'd be more crystals because there were six of them in total!

@SnoopJ @kcarr2015 Yeah but there was one in his chest which could have been special and transport-resistant

for all we know 🤷

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ALT TEXT: Image showing three men watching "Time Walker". One has a neutral expression, one has an expression of light disbelief at the "TO BE CONTINUED" in the credits, and the one in the center has a fearful expression and is leaning slightly back from the screen

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@jonny hey WAIT A FUCKING SECOND this scene has actual slow-mo but every other slow-mo in the movie was a slide-show?

WHAT?!

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@jonny
"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
@SnoopJ
@SnoopJ Well, they'd have a lower band gap "You brought us Nickleback?!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon