A letter to the editor* which reads: "APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over E300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? was Brexit all for nothing?
- Gerry Paton, London"

*Satirical. But still damned funny.

@jmcrookston They have to make room for the British objects.
@GalbinusCaeli Stewart Lee: "Inserting foreign objects in rectums -- OUR rectums!"