Bahn.de be rate-limiting by returning 404s...
Journey planner right now consistently returns 404 on every search attempt, unless you start with a new identity and chose "allow all" on the cookie banner
New attempt in morning right before the train: reaching the payment page and hitting 404 before redirection to the payment provider... a few times I managed to go through the whole 3ds and return-to-the merchant, and then it still displays a generic error. It's been almost 40' worth of trying to pay, over thir time the price went up from 56 to 103 euros and _it still fails to take the money_
Did I mention transportation companies cannot be allowed to implement "ticket" schemes or remove any passengers from their vehicles that aren't a health threat? First and foremost because they fundamentally incapable of doing it right?
Scratch that, not strict enough: passenger carriers _cannot be allowed_ to charge money. It never fucking works, it's always absolutely deranged: take HSL, they fuck up the MobilePay integration for several days at first without any warning or acknowledgement, or the app just don't feel like loading the ticket prices today, or they fuck up the station wifi, and they remove ticket machines, but oi! Ya must have a valid ticket before ya enter da traaaainah! Thems tha rules, must follow rules!
Then they come up with non-sense like "you must have your phone charged or be fined and removed sah"
Man I don't care about all your smartphone shit, I wanna get from point A to point B, and I granted you the right of exclusive access to time on this rail, get outta my way
HSL Seasonal Tickets aren't even about saving money, they're about save time you otherwise spend fighting payment systems, mobile apps, and "the doors closed 3s before you finished the transaction" ticket inspectors

Nearly five hours later: I've given up on bahn.de and switched to omio.com (which also hadn't dynamic-priced this route as much, idk how this is possible), which... was rejecting my card. I even tried a friend's Mac and their payments operator must've memoized the number and linked it to my VPN, because it rejected again. After the multi-hour torture, my pal clicked the "google pay" button on the mac and it went through immediately 🤮

#payments #kyc #conspiracy

Counting the last night, it's maybe 8 hours of constant fuckery, and 3x the original price for this leg
Hwell, after a few years of coming up with the "me not have money, me not have voucher, me have deadlines" excuses, I finally make it to the Rich White German-Speaking Kids' Con for the 1st time
One stop at @abcdd I realize... I should've brought a lot more cash #39c3
It would seem that I've completely missed day 2, including @pluralistic's talk which was the one talk I actually meant to attend. Also missed one opportunity to chat with the CV Dazzle people, but I think they have another event in the schedule still
I must've slept from 8am to 1am... but that means I get to check out the morning sessions today!
Was pleased to learn about "the house of tea", even though they seem to lack the teaware: no tooling to appoximate a gongfu-like set up, and I couldn't find where to heat the water up for puer (which they brought), because there was only a bunch of boilers for keeping water at 80C; I should try ask next time I'm there
Back at CCH. House of Tea: people are just finishing dancing
...the boiler was filled massala chai instead of water, so here goes more puerh

Tukkholma!

SJ Nightjet:

- Arrived in Hamburg 10' late.
- Departed half-hour late.
- Came with cars randomly shuffled: car 20 in front of cars 22, 21, and 25, but followed by 26 and 27.
- Came without car 23 (exercise for the reader: guess which car they might've sold the narrator's ticket for).
- Without staff fo explain what's going on.
- Without staff to help people stuck with their baby strollers not fitting through the doors (ensues the bags-n-corridors Walz)

#39c3 resume: basically bornhack, but without the sauna, more stressful, and somewhat more diverse; the never-stopping self-celebration about "Endlich, Die Normal Leute" and "the hacker wonderland" has been a bit on the nose, but I guess it's worth aspiring to...

More cargo from the @abcdd stand

#39c3