If you haven’t read this yet, you should. It’s the funniest thing you will read this Christmas.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/dec/22/edible-take-edge-off-family-christmas-day-on-floor
I thought an edible would take the edge off family Christmas. I spent the day on the floor

If there’s anything worse than children yelling in your ear as you wonder if you’ll regain the capacity to distinguish a door from a window, I haven’t experienced it

The Guardian

@trib

Now *that's* a proper Xmas. 😵‍💫🤯😂