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Matthew FlintToday I learned that Blåhaj are difficult to gift-wrap.
#blahaj
#blahaj
Rob Isaac@matthew they’ll never guess, flawless, no notes
jan Ki | 奇 
@matthew
what do you mean? it's perfect!
what do you mean? it's perfect!
Michael@matthew and i learned last week you can push a Blåhaj into a Backpack...
soooo there are possibilitys! ;D
soooo there are possibilitys! ;D
Protofox Riley
Mark Stosberg@matthew 50/50 chance this package contains a pair socks.
Leah 
@matthew put it in a box
Rachel@matthew nah just gotta compress 'em with a vacuum bag 
Alexia 
Mel
2xfo
Clueless by Sam@matthew might've got away with it if somebody hadn't stuck that eye on it. Dead giveaway
@pikesley We thought the teeth were the giveaway, so removed them.
CF@matthew Very impressive, I can't wrap anything that isn't rectangular 😉🤣
West Lawns⚡️
Leah 
@matthew hmm I wonder what that suspiciously blahaj shaped present is under the tree
Enderprincess moved to @@matthew i just put a ribbon around mine, but your wrapping looks actually pretty good :3
RedTechEngineer@matthew gee i wonder whats wrapper in there!
kyropy
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@matthew would be extraordinarily funny if it turned out to just be a mug or something, padded out with origami and toilet paper.
Ozzelot 
@matthew I hope it’s a viola
GroßStadtPflanze 
@matthew Hah, ich weiß es, da sind Bücher drin!
Ela@matthew Same. We resorted to skipping the wrapping paper and just giving it a gift ribbon.
Von Xylofon@matthew It's pronounced Blåhaj.
maia // magmaus3@matthew put it in a box
Una@matthew I hope it's Blahaj shaped PlayStation 5
Lewis Edwards@matthew That's fantastic work. I'm a terrible wrapper. It would have gone in a trash bag with a bow slapped on it.
phi1997@matthew that's a masterpiece! 🥰
Disi@matthew its easy. buy a bike, throw away the bike, get the carton, stuff it in that, and wrap it. :^ )
NKT@matthew My daughter saw this and exclaimed, deadpan, "I hope it's a PS5"!
EndlessMason@matthew Sick, i hope it's that new xbox controller I wanted - i've been dropping hints about that for months
nev@matthew should've vacuum sealed that sucker (source: https://mothership.sg/2022/01/ikeas-blahaj-vacuum-bags/)
fossilite@matthew
Great... Now I have a new obsession.
Great... Now I have a new obsession.
Nick@matthew “Is it shoes?”
snowyfoxP-Paper shark...
Frost, wolf of winter 🐺🎄
@matthew Toss it under the tree anyway, it'll be hilariously obvious. :3
Tar
Simon ZerafaIs it a bike or a football? 😄🤷♂️
Klaus Frank@matthew Imagine if it wasn't a blahaj inside of this gift-wrap 😅
Jess 
@usrbinwhoami
That’s beautiful, great work Jess!
That’s beautiful, great work Jess!
Cat Herder 💔 🗽 🇺🇲@matthew
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Well done!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Well done!
Herr Brainf Ücker@matthew "Woooow! What could it be?" 🦈
Hakan Bayındır@matthew I'd have stuffed that into a cube box. Would be fairly heavy, too.
Perfect disguise.
Винт Прокс@matthew Ну, чувак заморочился, конечно.
Dr. Sobek@Sobex
This isn’t a competition. I’m sure your brother is doing great :)
This isn’t a competition. I’m sure your brother is doing great :)
Stewart
sillyBean
Dave@matthew Mastodon can make it hard to track so this exact post made me go check out your profile, click to see your app, see it is entirely down my street, download and immediately start a premium trial after reading about your accessibility policy on top
It’s that sort of banger gift, banger policy, that makes it worth pointing out directly to you.
(Best of luck with your new job, thanks to @marlies for boosting)
marlies 
Ellie
Curedleaves@matthew This looks like one of those "I hope it's a PS5" memes.