Trump Goes Full North Korea on the US Navy's Buttocks.
Announces new fleet of "Trump" class "battleships" -- that don't exist -- while at Mar-A-Lago for fukeen kreesmahs (Melania's term).
In a ceremony remarkably like a propaganda event for South Korean Leader Kim Jong Un, glorious leader Trump's lackeys hid his dementia by letting him blather about a golden fleet of ships that will bear his name and portrait.
Of course they will be the largest and most powerful ships ever seen, if they ever get constructed.
(No word about whether Melania is currently at Mar-A-Lago.)
https://www.wonkette.com/p/white-house-dementia-care-unit-tells
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