If your body goes stiff when you think about gifts, you might be suffering from present tense.

@neil Hot ladies in your area: Present 10s.

(Too tasteless?)

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Happened to me last week - past tense.
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And if it's while mixing stuff, that is being compound tense.
@neil I was, but then I bought the last few. Now I'm past tense.
@neil I get upset with MAGA. Is that past perfect tense?

@neil I have given everyone the Christmas gifts, and it has gone well.

Present Perfect.

@neil Oh. I thought that was amore.
@neil this is dumb and everyone who laughed at this should feel dumb including myself.
@neil Groan. But CC: @gumnos none the less.