I have caused great chaos in the kitchen tonight by attempting to paint my picky stone and discovering that my black paint had mostly dried out. Being the absygenius that I am, I first attempted to remove the blockage with my picky tool, causing the plug to break apart and splatter black paint on our table. My clothes and glasses and a couple nearby water bottles. Got it all cleaned up, and eventually having figured out that there really wasn't much paint to salvage, I stuck part of the dried bit in the big hole and dumped the rest over the rock. I used the tool to check the purple and orange bottles, and those are fine, but now my tool is covered in paint and will become part of the next day's activities. Apparently the black bottle got a teeny tiny hole in it, so that dried it out before I could use it all.

Anyway, kobolds gonna kobold!

CW for trypophobia.