Mastodawn

A lot of the subs I'm in are just ridiculously over moderated.

A sub literally called "Ask Women" deleted a comment I made in response to a question about how to do something because it was "formatted as advice and not actually what [I] did."

Phoenix Borealis Jan 21

Low Quality Facts Jan 21

That's an impressive benefit.

Phoenix Borealis Jan 21

YIP!

Phoenix Borealis Jan 20

I'm not an artist, but I did try making my OCD Monster on infinite paint.

This is Okomo. He occasionally threatens to eat my toes.

Phoenix Borealis Jan 17

I'm the breadbold.

I'm the bold.

I make the bread.

Phoenix Borealis Jan 16

I have a friend who is struggling right now and is asking for some support if anyone can help.

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Phoenix Borealis Jan 12

Feeling melancholy lately.

Phoenix Borealis Jan 11

@Drachorn made me a cute sticker, and I love it! 💜

Photo description: Head of a panicked purple kobold with the word "Yip!" Behind it repeatedly in a minty green color.

Phoenix Borealis Jan 6

You find a little trinket box that is the color of badly platinated copper, but that seems to just be the color of the paint that was used. It is made of wood and put together with way too much hot glue, but there is something oddly charming about it.

Open the mystery box? (SEE BELOW)
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You find a size 9 1/2 silver ring with no stone in the claw setting and a faded ticket to the opera from Denmark circa 1782.

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Phoenix Borealis Jan 6

Some other tired scientist quotes by Darwin.

“Often a cold shudder has run through me, and I have asked myself whether I may have not devoted myself to a fantasy.”

“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything. One lives only to make blunders.”

“I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before.”

“My paper was one long gigantic blunder from beginning to end.”

“We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us.”

“I am very tired, very stomachy, and hate nearly the whole world.”

"It is a cursed evil to any man to become as absorbed in any subject as I am in mine."

"I hate myself, I hate clovers and I hate bees."

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