NEW NIGHTMARE FUEL:

Imagine the Tangerine Tyrant's dementia advances so rapidly that he's on a ventilator by this time next year.

New POTUS: J. D. Vance, who has all the charisma of a dead squid.

POTUS 48 needs to appoint a VPOTUS who is good assassination insurance. Who's *less* popular than Couchfucker …?

Meet your next VP: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Then events eventuate, the sofa strikes back, and in 2028 the USA sees a campaign to re-elect President Kennedy …