"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
@TheZeldaZone To my dismay, the browser I was planning to switch to in the event of this kind of shenanigans, midori, was acquired.by a commercial group that first thing whipped out the hammer and dropped the pants.
@madengineering I hope this helps: in iOS-land (where everything is rebadged safari) the #Kagi browser #Orion is pretty ok.
@BenHM3 Unfortuately, I have no ios devices, but thank you for the recommendation.

@madengineering

That’s where #Orion works.

Sorry for my bad writing and editing.

@BenHM3 Eh, I would be hypocritical to judge, seeing as I'm currently on a vigorously bouncing bus and unable to type coherently to save my life.